WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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