The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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