Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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