He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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