i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
cat food counts as protein by the way
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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