It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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