i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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