I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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