i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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