weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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