is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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