is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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