I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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