dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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