Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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