I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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