Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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