discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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