yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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