If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
love makes seman taste better
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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