I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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