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• (810): View more from Michigan

  oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.

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• (626): View more from California

  Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers

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• (209): View more from California

  So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.

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• (310): View more from California

  You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I spilled wine on it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.

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