I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls