I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another