you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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