Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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