Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so explain again why im purple
no
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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