4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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