Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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