it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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