this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
