I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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