Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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