Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
