Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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