I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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