i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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