Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
