I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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