once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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