She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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