Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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