he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
two words...techno handjob
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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