This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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