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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

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  dude...come out of the closet already

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried

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• (516): View more from New York

  please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.

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• (805): View more from California

  i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We need a shit load of segways right now

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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• (805): View more from California

  Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I want to fling myself into the sun

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