Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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