Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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