I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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