Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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