ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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