I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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