I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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