Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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