If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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