if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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