Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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