I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think your dad took our porno
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
