Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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