I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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