Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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