Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
