After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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